Hull City 0 Chelsea 3

Text from Andy:

Sent you a link for tonight’s match by email bruv

Reply from me:

Ta bro u watching?  (I’m always elequent whether I am texting or writing this blog you can see…)

From Andy:

Yep.  Not doing 2 bad apart from the goal!  (Refers to the soft goal conceded after about 2 minutes and directly after I said “good, yes that’s right, good defending”)

Reply from me:

Everytime i say they look good they f up so i say they look shit (NB – this isn’t self-censorship – predictive texting doesn’t recognise the f-word)

From Andy:

Haha.  Keep saying it.  (Just before half-time, a half where Hull looked strong and positive despite the goal)

From Andy: (at the end of the game)

Ah tits.  God game though.  Thought they dug in well after 2 mins.  Brian.

Reply from me:

The new boys did all they could.  What a dream if the 60 year old local hero had scored.  Back to you Alan

From Andy:

The real winner was fusball.

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In summary:

We played well in the first half and looked more than capable of equalising (Against Chelsea!!!!)

Lost it a bit and turned into headless chickens in the second half, it reminded me of watching Scotland v Brazil – probably a fair comparison.

So, we lost at home – but we lost at home to Chelsea - and didn’t look too bad.